Favorite Jokes (Put a smile on your little face!)

LittleDerps
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Re: Favorite Jokes (Put a smile on your little face!)

Postby LittleDerps » 9 months ago

What do you get when two giraffes collide?
A GIRAFFEic-jam :omfg:

littlegirllucy85
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Re: Favorite Jokes (Put a smile on your little face!)

Postby littlegirllucy85 » 8 months ago

Whats the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman?

Snowballs

(teeheehee XD)

Covered_In_Chocolate
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Re: Favorite Jokes (Put a smile on your little face!)

Postby Covered_In_Chocolate » 8 months ago

A polar bear walks into a bar and goes to the bartender and says, "Barkeep! Give me a rum and ............................................................................ coke." The bartender looks at them and asks "why such the long pause," and they respond " oh these? I was born with them. :p

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MoonBadger
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Re: Favorite Jokes (Put a smile on your little face!)

Postby MoonBadger » 7 months ago

Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.

(I'll get my coat.)

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Wyky
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Re: Favorite Jokes (Put a smile on your little face!)

Postby Wyky » 7 months ago

What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall?

-Dam!
Constantly in need of a change :ugeek: :two: :derp: :focus: :? :omfg:

Be Excellent to Each Other, and Party On :juggle:

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gemmiebear
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Re: Favorite Jokes (Put a smile on your little face!)

Postby gemmiebear » 7 months ago

My dad told me this one . . .

A man walks into a bar . . .
Ouch.

(Another one like it is-)

Three nuns walk into a bar
The fourth ducked.

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Rock_N_Roll_Writer
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Re: Favorite Jokes (Put a smile on your little face!)

Postby Rock_N_Roll_Writer » 7 months ago

Here's one I made up when I was in elementary school:

What's a turkey's favorite monster?

A Gobble-in.
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LittleFlowerPrince
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Re: Favorite Jokes (Put a smile on your little face!)

Postby LittleFlowerPrince » 5 months ago

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?....




A pouch potato! Hehe I wove puns :lol: :paci: :rofl: :D :gigs:

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trenton87
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Re: Favorite Jokes (Put a smile on your little face!)

Postby trenton87 » 4 months ago

Do you know how to fix a flat tree?
With a lumberjack

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
a bad golfer goes wack, dang
and bad skydiver goes dang, wack

A chemist tried to reduce a liquid, he just couldn't concentrate

I read a book about singularitys the other day it really sucked me in

HahahahahahhaXD I love puns sooooo much

Snowflake911
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Re: Favorite Jokes (Put a smile on your little face!)

Postby Snowflake911 » 1 month ago

I have a few

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

How many lips do flowers have? Tulip's

A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy


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