[Atalie984]

I don’t have too many tactful nicknames for my period, other than “that time of the month” or just calling it cramps or Mother Nature. I’ve also said that it’s my reminder that I’m in good health. I do say that my uterus is angry, or I like to say that my uterus is in the process of snailpooping itself. To freak out some of my guy friends, I’ll tell them that one of my internal organs is shredding itself and bleeding internally. Then explain that it’s just my period.

[MindyG]

We usually just refer to it as The Visitor. Unwelcome Visitor if it interferes with plans or something, but usually just 'my visitor arrived' and that's that.

[Passionfruits]

I calls mine "aunt Flow" or sometimes I'll say like "Auntie flow is in town" that's prob the best one I've come up with.

[Passionfruits]

I calls mine "aunt Flow" or sometimes I'll say like "Auntie flow is in town" that's prob the best one I've come up with.

[sillymilly]

I hadn't thought of this, but some of the names are really clever! I like grumpy week, being girlsick, and pouty time... Maybe I'll start using some of them!

[kylamoony]

When I was younger and first got my time of the month, I either referred to it as moonsickness or I'd tell someone "the moon has turned the tides again"

[Softlittleflower]

I typcally say
"Big Girl Problems" for the week
"Icky" for the blood
"ouchies" for cramps

Example
I have been having Big Girl Problems...
Theres ickies so I deserve icecream
OUCHIESS ***points to uterus***

Or ill be really weird and say my uterus is decaying....

[littlekoneko]

At some point with my previous Papa, I started calling it moontime!

[LittleMissyG]

I like calling it 'Shark Week'. It seems rather fitting. =)

[LittleBug329]

Usually just call it the Visitor, but some of these names are cute so I might have to borrow them